I went out to enjoy the day at St. Augustine, a restaurant on Commercial Drive for a change of pace. Its a big place that isnt usually too busy, at the time I got there it wasnt anyways; they provide free wifi access and a wall plug-in if needed. That’s free wifi, AC, good food, lots of space to stretch out, AND a liquor license! So I thought that I found a quiet place to work for a spell in the afternoon. Or so I thought. A minute after ordering a coffee with a shot of Drambuie on the side, I suddenly hear the cries of HO HO HO! MERRRRRY CHRISTMAAAAAS!!! And suddenly the restaurant starts to fill up with Santas – I mean a SWARM of santas, filling up the restaurant with merry cheer and noise noise noise. If anything could drown out the internet, this was it. Sounded like the lot of them were already drunk and they hit the place to get even drunker.

santas storm my quiet web cafe

santas storm my quiet web cafe

There goes the neigborhood. Who the hell let these guys in anyways?? Pwned by Xmas!